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/* TOP SECRET Microsoft© Project: windows vista
Estimated release date: 2008
/*
#include «win95.h»
#include «win98.h»
#include «leopard.h»

char chew_up_some_ram [10000000];

void main () {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy (FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE) ;

}
if(still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (!DX10GPU()) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

printf(«Welcome to windows 2000»);
printf(«welcome to windows XP»);
printf(«welcome to windows Vista»);

while (something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}